I just read on TheDirty.com that Kobe Bryant has allegedly had an affair with a Laker Girl.  Supposedly, she is also off the squad and is now pursuing other opportunities.   Hmmm...why would an 18 year old girl want to stop being a Laker  Girl?  I wonder if she did something she wasn't supposed to.  At any rate, Kobe had better bust out the credit cards, he might have some explaining to do to his wife.  First stop, the jewelry store!

     I saw a video of Hulk Hogan shopping in Wal-Mart recently with his girlfriend.  Well, some imbecile started videotaping him, then started following him around and asking him about his wife's 19 year old boyfriend, and told him what they're plans were this past weekend.  He then followed them to the car and asked Hulk what he thought about the resemblance between his girlfriend and his daughter Brook.  I really don't know how he kept calm without snaping at the guy.  I give him credit.

    Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are expecting.  Will they have twins?  I don't care.  Jennifer Lopez and Mark Anthony are working on the nursery.  I don't care.  Jessica Alba just had a baby.  I don't care.  Why do you?  And if you don't, why do so many people?  Who cares who's having kids, how many kids they're having, what type of chandeliers they have in their nursery, or which god forsaken country will be the next site for the lastest episode of "Celebrity Adoption".  It really is sickening.

    Well, there's one less attractive, wealthy, politically connected woman on the market: Jenna Bush.  I know that there are some guys who might be disappointed, but you need to look on the bright side.  With George Bush's genes, how smart are her children going to be?  She could marry a Rhodes Scholar and their children would probably still turn out slow.  No Bush is going to pee in my gene pool!

    John Edward really went out on a limb today!  He endorsed Barack Obama for President.  Here's my question: Why didn't John Edwards endorse Obama4 months ago when he dropped out of the race?  If he were the best candidate, shouldn't he have said so?  Does it have anything to do with Obama increasing his lead in both electoral votes and super delegates?  Does it have anything to do with the National Party beginning to get behind Obama and discourage Hillary Clinton?  Does it have anything to do with John Edwards being a gutless individual who waited to give an endorsement to the winner just a short time before he TECHNICALLY won?   Well, I think it's the last one.  Maybe he's trying to kiss up in the hopes that he could be Obama's vice president.  At any rate, due to the lateness of the decision, John Edwards endorsement isn't worth the paper it's written on.

    Who really cares about Barbara Walters life?  No sane person, of course.  I think Ms. Walters would agree with this since she found it necessary to not only bad-mouth coworkers like Star Jones, but also reveal an affair with a former Senator from Massachusettes.  After being considered by some to be a trailblazer, why would she publish such trash?   I can't believe her reputation is worth the royalties her book would receive.  I also have to wonder whether the former senator wanted the affair made public.  After all, she said it was a secret affair.  Did she get his permission beforehand?  The answer would probably offer a lot more insight into what "Bawbwa" Walters is really like.

    Katie Holmes used to be hot.  She was pretty, and above all, normal looking.  Unfortunately, something strange has happened to her since her marriage to Tom Cruise.   Have you ever noticed that Tom Cruise has a strange, crazed look in his eye?  It seems like the same thing is happening to Mrs. TomKat.  It's very unfortunate.  Let's just be thankful that Nicole Kidman was able to escape marriage  before she also became weird looking.  Although, she does look better now than she did when she married to him...

     Let's see:  Roger Clemens has been accused of having some sort of relationship with Mindy McReady, using steroids, lying, etc.  This really isn't shocking.  As a long-time Red Sox fan, the guy has always come off as a jerk.  Whether it was passing up a decent contract after 5 mediocre years then miraculously improving later on, or complaining about carrying his bags, or insisting that he would only be interested in finishing his career in his home state of Texas, and then going to Toronto, then New York, then Houston, then New York again, you start to see a pattern.  As someone who has followed his career over the years, I wouldn't trust a thing he says.

    I know a lot of people were outraged about Miley Cyrus' Vanity Fair pictures.  I was too, but not because of the exposed back.  I was shocked at how awful she looked!  The pictures used very little make-up and depicted her in a more "natural" state.  Well, Miley should thank her lucky stars for make-up, and hair stylists, because she obviously needs the work.  

    Now, appropriateness and looks aside...her father was there and they both approved the pictures!  Now they're changing they're view?  Could it be that Disney was appalled to see their teenaged cash cow portrayed in a more mature light?  If this is the case, it's laughable.

    Look at her hair, make-up, and the way she often dresses.  They're selling her appearance.  Do you think she has made millions of dollars based solely on her singing and acting ability?  I don't think so, and for anyone who doubts me, let's send Miley out there with no make-up and no time with a hair stylist.  Let's see how many people watch the show and listen to the music.  Next time someone criticizes the Vanity Fair photos, remember: She's objectified everyday of her life, those pictures were just a type of objectification that her boss didn't like.

     For those of you reading this blog, I'm a middle class male.  Why am I telling you this?  Here it goes...I was listening to the TV, and I heard some actresses being interviewed about their dresses, and the reporter had to mention that one of the dresses cost $10,000.  Valentino, Versace, Gucci, who cares.  If I were a woman at one of these award shows, I would freak everybody out and wear a Wal-mart dress.  That's right, Wal-mart.  It would be refreshing to see a celebrity who showed up at a marquis event and wasn't name dropping and trying to out do everyone there.

     Well, Whoopi's sad.  From what I've heard, she's upset that she wasn't included in a montage of Academy Award hosts.  I don't want to see Whoopi sad, so I'm going to cheer her up.  Whoopi:  If the worst thing going on in your life is being ignored by the person who edited you out of an Oscar segment, you're doing alright.  Now, stop whining and complaining!

     Well, it appears that Miley Cyrus and a female friend had a sleepover and took some pictures of them playing around that some people find questionable.  I saw a few of them on a radio station web site, and the ones I saw looked like fairly tame Myspace pictures.  What bugs me is her whining about the whole picture thing.  Welcome to being a celebrity!  I wouldn't like people leaking my photos to the press or having photographers following me around, but I really don't think I would mind if I had ridiculous amounts of money, millions of fans, and people willing to cater to my every whim.  Think about it: Miley Cyrus is 15.  What kind of car will she get when she's 16?  Anyone she wants.  What did I get when I was 16?  I didn't get a car.  I didn't get one until I was 18.  It cost me $750 and had lots of problems.  So, if any of you ever start to feel sorry for Miley, start thinking about how many more advantages she has, and comparatively, how little she has to deal with.  It seems like a fair trade-off to me.

      It's been in the works for a while, but it's final...Marilyn Manson and Dita Von Teese are divorced.  Yahoo reports that Manson is dating actress Evan Rachel Wood.  When I read that, I wasn't sure who Evan Rachel Wood was, so I checked out a picture and found out that she's hot.  I have to tell you, she looks great, but she's no Dita Von Teese.  To me, Dita is a 10, but with that said, I wouldn't pass on the new one either.  Ahhh...the life of a rock star.

      This is unbelievable: Tori Amos stopped a recent concert in MID SONG to throw two women out of her show because they were talking.  How dare they speak at a concert!  Don't they know that you are supposed to remain seated at all times, sit up straight, don't speak, and be good upstanding citizens?  How dare they speak and upset Tori Amos.  They need to be punished!  I sentence them to being forced to listen to Tori Amos' new album.  That'll show them!  I know it's harsh, but it has to be done...

      Lynn Spears was reportedly planning on publishing a book on parenting.  I kid you not.  Let's see, one daughter pregnant at 16, and the other daughter has her kids taken away, divorced, flashes her crotch in public, has problems with drugs and alcohol, various legal problems, and overall, just flat out irresponsible.  Well, she also has a son.  Maybe he's doing ok.  Here's another suggestion:  She can title the book "Everything I've Done is Wrong: Do the Opposite for Parental Success". That could be a best seller.

      Here is a quote from Jamie Lynn Spears which she uttered in an interview with OK Magazine:

"It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected. I was in complete and total shock and so was he"

OK, she was in shock.  Should you have really been in shock?  Is it really that unexpected?  First, you have sex, and second, it was probably unprotected.  How can you be shocked when you find out you're pregnant?  Although, what would you expect from someone who is too stupid to realize that she had a pretty good life going, then gets pregnant.  By the way, save your criticisms, she's an idiot.  That's the only word I can use to describe someone who seems to have a successful career acting in a children's story.  Her career won't be as resilient as her sister's.  Where as Britney's sluty/self-destructive behavior seems to fit in with her persona, Jamie Lynn's revolves on being a squeaky clean star of a kid's show.  Hey Jamie, let us know what the unemployment line is like!

      About 10 or 15 years ago, Steven Seagal was a well-known, successful movie star.  Now, he's just a guy who used to be a succesful, well-known movie star.  Why the change?  Well, if you listen to Steve, his career is in the toilet because the FBI has been investigating him.  I thought it was because his movies were crap.  Think about it...crap belongs in a toilet.  Steve!  It's not the Feds, t's your acting and trite action films!  For the whole story, click the link. 

I was just checking out Yahoo, and one of the headlines was a story about how Oprah Winfrey is dealing with the death of one of her dogs over a month ago.  Now, I know that people can become very attached to their pets, and I know that she is a $260 million per year celebrity, but really, the front page of Yahoo?  Soldiers are dying in Iraq, George W Bush and Dick Cheney are wreaking havoc, the Senate can't do much of anything on immigration, Iran moves closer to nuclear weapons, and their is a story about Gracie the dogon the front page of Yahoo.  Sure, you could say that the people running Yahoo are idiots, but they're just publishing what they feel people want to read.  Therefore, they must feel we're idiots.  Unfortunately, many of us are (you, not me).  So, do me a favor and read some serious news when you leave this blog.  It'll be good for the mind.

“You know, we had Lindsay Lohan booked for our show tonight, but apparently she was ALREADY ‘booked.’ I thought our competition was Letterman and Nightline, but it turns out its Cops and America’s Most Wanted.”

- Jay Leno on the Tonight Show Tuesday

First, David Beckham joind the galaxy, which meant we had to hear more about him AND Posh.  Now, I just saw a big story about Ginger on Yahoo.  I would tell you what it said, but when I saw it, I clicked away as fast as I could.  This whole Spice Girls reunion is giving me an upset stomach.  I thought we were done with them.  I figured all we had to deal with was Melanie C's paternity issues, and the occasional Spice Girls mention on VH1.  I was wrong.  They're back.  Now our only hope is for their new music to quickly bomb to we don't have to hear it.

      After Britney Spears meltdown at the OK Magazine shoot and her other erratic behavior, it appears that her fed-ex Kevin Federline is trying to get full custody of the kids.  Say what you want about the guy (gold-digger, bad rapper, etc.), but I don't hear about him engaging in self-destructive behavior.  When someone has as much as Britney Spears, and as much opportunity as she has, and she just let's it slip through her fingers, she deserves things like this to happen.  Let's hope k-Fed gets the kids and a big child support check every month.  Look on the bright side Brit: Without the kids around, you'll have even more time to party!!! (just don't forget to sign the checks.)



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Here's is a quote from TMZ.com from Lindsay Lohan about her latest brush with the law:

"Yes. I am innocent... did not do drugs they're not mine. I was almost hit by my assistant Tarin's mom. I appreciate everyone giving me my privacy."

Now, if all the news accounts are true, there was cocaine in her truck...cocaine in her pocket...plus she had a blood alcohol level of .13.  Let's also throw in a pending DUI charge.   Yeah, she's really credible.

Paris Hilton was locked up for a few weeks, Lindsay Lohan is facing several charges, and Britney Spears always seems on the verge of self-destruction.  These women have fame and money, yet they can't seem to get their lives in order.  Why?  Some would argue that it is because they are spoiled by their success.  I think it is because they heard stories about all the bars, and misunderstood.  Ladies, stop the madness!  Prisonsdon't have THOSE kind of bars!


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I read this load of garbage at MSN, and I just had to share it with my loyal readers.  It seems that Barry Bonds former mistress has posed for playboy and she has also given an interview.  Supposedly, he told her he used steroids, seemed to be envious of Mark McGwire, and was a "rotten man".  So, tell us Kim, was he rotten when he was handing you $80,000 to buy a house?  I'm sure he also gave you all kinds of money and gifts over the years.  Was he rotten then?  I can't stand Barry Bonds, but this woman is after money and publicity, nothing more.  Although, I don't have any sympathy for Bonds or Bell, I do feel bad for Playboy.  They're going to have to work over-time touching up those photos.

According to TMZ, Lindsay Lohan is back in rehab.  Wow!  That was quick.  I wonder if checking yourself into rehab helps you when you're on trial for an alleged crime and/or being sentenced for an alleged crime?  Hmmm...it makes you think.


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Daniel Radcliffe, star of the Harry Potter movies turned 18 yesterday, and he insisits (INSISTS!) that the $40 million dollars he is set to get will not change him.  Wow, that's good to hear.  I was so concerned that the money would change him.  Now I can sleep well tonight.

According to TMZ, OK magazine is going to run the story and pictures of Britney Spears day at the OK Magazine office.   I think they made the correct journalistic decision.  Hey, when did they start hiring journalists?


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     Coke or Pepsi?  For Lindsay Lohan, the answer is easy...Coke of course!  Especially if it's mixed with rum, or even better, white and powdery.  According to Yahoo: http://omg.yahoo.com/lohan-hit-with-drug-and-alcohol-arrest/news/1177 , Lohan was arested AGAIN on DUI charges, but unlike Paris Hilton, she also has charges of cocaine possession and transportin a narcotic.  Way to go Lindsay!  None of this plain old DUI stuff for you...you're taking it to the next level! 

     Now, this makes me think.  Paris Hilton received jail time for much less than this.  If Lindsay Lohan is found guilty on these DUI and drug charges, along with the drunk driving charge she's already facing, she might be looking at some substantial time behind bars.  Wow, I need a drink...


For more info on Lindsay Lohan, visit http://www.infamoushotties.com

Well, supposedly Kelly Clarkson had a disagreement with Clive Davis and the rest of the record execs.  It seems that they had a bunch of happy pop songs for Kelly to sing, but instead, she wanted to sing the dark songs that she had written.  Well, in order to protect her brooding artistic street cred, she took the battle public, and now she appears to be in damage control mode.  Message to Kelly: You have a contract because you won first place on a televised talent contest.  Clive Davis has been in the recording industry for a half a century.  The point?  Your a whiney, screeching pop tart who is where you are due to pure luck.  There are coffee shops/clubs all over the country who have more talented people performing right now.  Remember that. 

Drew Carey is the new host of the Price Is Right.  Roll that around your head for a second.  It just seems strange.  I don't know why, but it's strange.  In all fairness to Carey, it could be because Bob Barker is synonymous with the show.  Therefore, any choice won't really seem to "fit".  Still,...Drew Carey?

According to TMZ.com, Britney Spears recently had a photo shoot at OK Magazine in which she was paranoid, and acting very strange.  You know, things like wiping up dog poop with a Channel dress, or wiping chicken grease on the spiffy Gucci dress she was wearing.  Supposedly, the pictures/interview they've done is so unreal that it could severely damge her career if it is published.  Therefore, the magazine is thinking about what to do next.  Well guys, here's the question you should ask yourselves: Are you supposed to be reporting the "news" (such as it is), or are you in the public relations business for spoiled entertainers who can't get their life in order?  Easy question guys.


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When Paris Hilton was sentenced to 45 days in jail, I felt that finally, a celebrity was treated like everyone else.  Then, I hear that her sentence was cut in half for good behavior.  Now, she is released after a little over 3 days and sent home after agreeing to home confinement.  Just to recap:

*Paris is placed in a "special needs" cell.

*She isn't given a cell mate.

*Her sentence is reduced.

Following these three facts, she is released.  Strangely, she whined incessantly after the verdict, even trying to get a pardon, but then, she just stopped.  Why?  Was a deal in the works? 

*Paris was credited with serving 5 days in jail, instead of 3, because she arrived at about 10:30pm on Sunday, and she left very early Thursday.  So, she only served 3, but she's credited with 3.

*She was released for medical reasons.  There are prisoners who are on death's door, but they're not released.  They die behind bars!  If you believe she was released for a medical problem, you're an idiot.  Let's see how long it takes her to recuperate.  I bet she's already planning a house party.

This is a disgusting situation.  Paris Hilton's family and their money must have played a role.  Do I have any proof?  Nope, none at all.  All I can see is a spoiled heiress getting yet another break, and a lot of strange circumstances.  I think it will be interesting to see how long she can stay out of trouble this time.  I bet it isn't long.

For more info on Paris Hilton, go to http://www.infamoushotties.com

I just read that Hugh Grant attacked a photographer...with  baked beans?  Charges are not being brought against him because of the nonserious nature of the crime, and the lack of premeditation.  Normally, I would complain about the lack of punishment, but it's beans.  Beans!  Could you imagine walking into a police department and filing a complaint that someone threw beans at you? 

     I don't like the music performed on American Idol, but I watch anyway.  I enjoy hearing Simon tell the singers how bad they are after Randy Jackson and Paula Abdul finish telling them how great they were.  Last night's show was shocking.  Melinda Doolittle out, and Blake what's-his-name in?  Are you serious?  The human turntable is actually in the finals of a singing competition?  I heard a lot of people criticize Sanjaya Malkar and say, "if he wins, American Idol will have no credibility and it will go off the air".  Well, I hate to break the news to you, but American Idol doesn't have any credibility.  If you think I'm wrong, then explain how Antonella Barba and Haley Scarnato were able to make it to the top 12 and beat out tens of thousands of other people.  In case you're lacking common sense, I'll explain it to you: naked pictures and short skirts.

    Blake what's-his-name is a joke.  He's a mediocre voice (at best), and a sound-efect machine.  If he is able to make it to the finals of American Idol, just think about how well the guy from Police Academy could have been if he pursued music?  He could have gone quadruple platinum!  It's really unbelievable.  Oh well, Taylor Hicks doesn't appear to be doing much, so maybe it's a blessing in disguise.

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      Yahoo is reporting that Paris Hilton has decided to drop the appeal of her 45-day sentence, which is actually going to be 23 days due to assumed good behavior.  The whole thing is a little disappointing to someone who doesn't particularly like snotty rich kids who feel like they are entitled to special treatment.  She's going to be held in a "special needs housing unit" for ex-cops, celebrites, and public officials.  Heck, it might end up being like a little debutante reunion for Paris.  No wonder why she dropped her appeal!

For more about Paris Hilton, go to http://www.infamoushotties.com

     Sheryl Crowe has adopted a baby...from the United States?  Hasn't she read the celebrity handbook?  Doesn't she know that she is supposed to adopt a child from a poor country that the typical person couldn't find on the map?  She just blew a LOT of tabloid exposure because of the blunder!  Maybe she can get some advice from Angelina or Madonna.

     She's at it again...Paris Hilton is allegedly trying to get a pardon from Arnold "The Governator" Schwarzenegger, in order to avoid jail time.  There is also an online petition going around to save Paris from the slammer.  I was planning on making Paris Hilton jokes, but that would be rude and  inconsiderate of me.  She is going through a tough time, and I think we all need to be understanding of her situation.  With that said, i want to help Paris look on the bright side.  Here is a list of the good things that can come from prison:

1.  The all-girl showers might provide some creative inspiration for another sex tape.

2.  Her new prison outfit might be the cutest thing to hit the fashion world since capris.

3.  The accomodations at the prison might inspire her to work for the family business and start a line of inexpensive Hilton motels.

4.  Learn that not all bars have alcohol.

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The vindictiveness of a woman going through a divorce never ceases to amaze me.  I saw an interview with David Hasselhoff's soon to be ex, with her attourney of course, stating that he is "abusive".  She didn't go into detail about how he is abusive, just that he is abusive.  Well, here are some questions:  Did he physically hurt you or the kids, or did he just call you names?  If it was just some name calling and yelling, she should be ashamed of herself.  Remember, "sticks and stones may break me bones, but names will never hurt me".  Another thing that bugs me is releasing the video tape of Hasselhoff while he was drunk.  It's a private family matter, keep it that way.  It's as bad as Kim Basinger releasing the Alec Baldwin voicemail...oh...nevermind...she said she didn't release it.  Silly me, I'm sure she would never do such a thing.  Why do things like this happen?  Are they just being vindictive?  Are they after a big settlement?  Both?  Who knows?  What I do know is that we should all try to ignore the actions of angry exes with ulterior motives.

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Wow!  It looks like Paris' summer resort is quite lovely.  I wonder how it stacks up to the typical Hilton experience?

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Britney Spears is back and I don't care.  She scheduled 3 "concerts" at clubs in California under a false name.  Well, you can call them "concerts" if you want.  She "sang" about 5 songs, gyrated in little outfits, and was out the door in about 20 minutes.  Some diehard fans reportedly paid $300 for a chance to see a hot blonde grind to bad music.  They're obviously not to o financially savvy.  If they were, they would know that they could go to their friendly neighborhood strip club and see hot blondes dance to bad music for a lot less money.  When will her fans ever learn.


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Need a used car?  Well, it's too late to buy the orange Dodge Charger from the Dukes of Hazard that was auctioned on Ebay for a tad over$9,900,000.  That's right, I typed correctly.  Almost $10 million.  It's unbelievable when you think about it.  It doesn't have power windows or anything!

Hot off the wire from Yahoo is news that Paris Hilton was sentenced to 45 days in jail for violating her probation...again.  According to the article, she was arrested for reckless driving, then again for driving on a suspended license.  This all had me thinking.  Jail must be a very tough experience.  Can you imagine how it's going to hit someone like her?  Going from a mansion to a tiny cinderblock cell, a gorgeous master bathroom to a group shower, and her pick of famous men to a hairy woman named Bertha?  It's just not going to be pleasant for her.  She's probably not too upset now because someone probably told her about all the bars, but she's going to get really upset when she realizes there's no alcohol involved.  Oh well, maybe she can make lemons out of lemonade.  Maybe she'll meet up with one of her debutante friends and they can make a tv show together.   How about, "The Simple Life: Hard Time"

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     I was able to watch some of American Idol's charity special "Idol Gives Back".  Now, let's get this straight.  Randy Jackson went to New Orleans to take a look at the damage caused by one of the worst natural disasters in U.S. history, Ryan Seacrest and Simon Cowell went to Africa and were among counless sick and orphaned children, and Paula abdul went two blocks away to the Boys and Girls club in Los Angeles.  What???  Was her idea of visiting middle class suburbs shot down?  Is that why she was forced to travel 10 minutes away from the studio?  I shouldn't complain.  After all, I'm sure the traffic was killer.

     Speaking of killer, am I the only one who thought it was tasteless to have a collection of celebrities dancing and making funny faces while they were singing "Staying Alive" during a show to fee HUNGRY PEOPLE?  HELLO!  They're sick and hungry, and you have rich people doing funny dances and singing "Staying Alive".  That's a little twisted, and if I think something is twisted, then it's twisted.

     Yesterday, I read a funny article on Yahoo about Sheryl Crowe and Karl Rove.  It seems that Sheryl Crowe touched his arm to diffuse an argument between her friend and Rove.  He then pulled his arm away and told her not to touch him.  That's right, Mr. Rove didn't want to be touched by Sheryl Crowe, who like a fine wine, gets better with age.  I'm sure she doesn't care much about Rove one way or the other, but if you ever get the urge to reach out and touch another Republican, I'm available!

     I don't like Rosie O'Donnell, but I really hate it when we agree.  She mentioned that her departure from the View was considered "breaking news" on CNN.  I love how there are people who probably can't name their U.S. senator, governor, or mayor, but know that Rosie is leaving the View.  Yes Rosie, it's a crazy world, and unfortunately, I agree with you.

I heard that Alec Baldwim appeared on the view to apologize to anyone he may have offended in the voicemail he left forhis daughter.  What has happened to society?  He should definitely apologize...to his daughter.  That's it, that's all.  As for the public, stay out of his business.  By the way Alec, those of us with lives really don't care about you, your ex, children, brother, tv show, etc.

     Mark March 21st on your calendars, the Kim Kardashian sex video is going to be released by Vivid video, despite her lawsuit.  I curious about the quality of the tape.  Personally, after seeing a clip from the Paris Hilton tape, I was NOT tempted to see the whole thing.  Let's hope she learned something from her buddy Paris.

     Justin Timberlake has reportedly told entertainment weekly that he would be willing to record a duet with Britney Spears.  I was thinking about some possible song titles.  Here's my list:

I'll Shave 4 U

Bald is Beautiful

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

Shine That Sexy Scalp

Don't Cha Wish Your Girlfriend Was Bald Like Me

Bald Bombshell

Shake That Sexy Cranium

      She's at it again.  Everybody's favorite annoying, loud-mouth talk show host, Rosie O'Donnell, is involved in yet another war of words.  This time, it is between Rosie and the show American Idol.  It seems that she is angry that Frenchie Davis was thrown off the show a few years ago for posing in lingerie, but Antonella Barba was kept around despite photographs of her half-naked, sitting on a toilet, and engaging in sexual activity (for the record, she denies it was her in the sex pics, her friends say it isn't her, and the producers believe it).  Personally, I'm appalled by American Idol's decision.  Let me explain.

      Frenchie Davis and Antonella Barba both posed for risque photos, yet one was thrown off the show, and one was allowed to stay.  A quick, superficial look would result in someone looking for the most obvious diffrences between the two: Race and Size.  It's pretty obvious that American Idol favors thin women.  Sure, a few heavier people make it on, but let's face it, don't you feel they are starting at a disadvantage?  The "singers" on American Idol are not artists.  They are media creations, plain and simple.  As far as racism, I have more trouble believing this one.  Sure it's possible, but with the diversity of contestants and former winners, I think it's highly unlikely. 

     So, what do we make of this whole situation?  Who knows.  What I do know is that I think there might be something to the whole weight argument, and I know that I am angry that the producers of American Idol have actually caused me to be in partial agreement with Rosie O'Donnell.  I'm sorry Donald.

Sean Combs aka Puff Daddy aka P Diddy aka Diddy aka the guy who annoys me is being sued by some guy who said Sean Puffy Diddy Daddy attacked him, pushed his girlfriend, and spit on a buddy.  According to Yahoo, Gerard Rechnitzer is mad and he isn't taking it anymore...he's taking it to court!  I'm not abig fan of Sean Puffy Diddy Daddy, but letit go.  They were at a club.  People act stupid at clubs.  It happens all the time, but you don't sue them.  It's like jumping into a mosh pit at a Dropkick Murphys concert, then complaining that you got bumped (and smacked around a bit).  Yet, through out it all, Sean Puffy Diddy Daddy is partially to blame for all this.  A man in his position should be above such things.  After all, he has an entourage that could have taken care of this little problem.  What about that tough guy who follows him around with the umbrella?

After reading Ann Coulter's remarks about John Edwards, I really wasn't shocked.  It seems like she keeps trying to raise the shock value of her comments to get attention, and the idiots in the media fall right into her trap.  Her comment make national news, and politicians, especially republicans, are falling all over themselves to denounce her remarks.  It's a way for them to distance themselves from conservative extremism, especially if you're a Republican who is trying to run closer to the middle.  As for Ann Coulter, I wonder if there is a new book around the corner.  All the publicity, negative or not, will probably get her on the best-sellers list, which isn't surrising.  The only surprise is that the media keeps falling into the same trap.

Antonella Barba survived another week on American Idol.  I'm surprised, I didn't think that many lonely 14 year-old boys watched Idol.  C'mon, there's no way she's going to get by on talent...who do you think she is, Jennifer Hudson?  Her risque pics are going to carry her at least another few weeks, then she is going to have to get down to some serious work: Take more pictures.  A fresh pic scandal could catapult richt into the number 1 spot

Well, it looks like the happy couple of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are expecting.  I know what you're thinking, but Angelina doesn't have a bun in the oven.  The couple isn't expecting a baby, they're expecting a favor.  It seems that the happy couple (from what I've seen on yahoo and TMZ), have filed papers to adopt a little one from Vietnam.  Oops!  Scratch that.  Just Angelina is adopting.  She's a single parent you know.  Have no fear though, Brangelina is not breaking up...it seems that Vietnam, from what I hear, is among a host of countries that have toughened adoption rules.  Maybe she figures she will have a better chance as a single parent than as a cohabitating couple.  Hmmm...and on a slightly different subject:  I'm still haveing trouble understanding the foreign adoption thing.  Isn't the U.S. full of kids who don't have a home?  It's not like we're out of homeless kids, plus, adoption of a U.S. child would save you from a long plane trip to Asia.  Although, I do hear that Vietnam is lovely this time of year.

     Have you heard that New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady is going to be a father?  Do you care?  Me neither.  What I think is hysterical is that Bridget Moynahan, the baby's mother, is all over the press.  Why did she even bother announcing her pregnancy?  Sure, there are some losers who actually care, but for the typical guy, the only interesting thing about the story would be the picture of Giselle Bundchen, which would probably accompany the story.  I'm not a big Tom Brady fan, but if I had to choose between the two, I'd pick Giselle too.  Way to go Tom!

     Today brings us good news: Anna Nicole Smith was finally buried today.  From what I've read, her casket was draped with a pink cloth, the hearse was sporting fancy chrome rims, and she was carried into the church on a red carpet.  Yup, the people in Anna Nicole's life cared about her so much that they took care of every little detail.  You know, except for that little detail about allowing her body to partially decompose in a morgue because she couldn't be embalmed.  Nice going guys!

     Well, the Oscars have been handed out, and thankfully, the academy awards are in the past.  I didn't watch the Oscars.  I just don't care about them.  Yet, even as someone who didn't care, it was difficult not to see at least a couple of headlines the next day and get at least a few of the most important moments of the night.  Now, a sensible person would think that the highlights would be the winners for best actor, best actress, best picture, etc, yet from casually glancing the headlines/articles, I have no idea who won.  (By the way, I don't care, so don't e-mail me the results).  Interestingly, what I did find out was that Jack Nicholson shaved his head, Melissa Etheridge kissed her long-time partner after winning, and Suri Cruise made an appearance during rehearsals. 
      Aren't the media and the general public missing the point?  If you're a movie fan, shouldn't you care more about the movies than who designed Beyonce Knowles' dress?  It seems like people are infatuated with the minutia of a celebrity's everyday life more than they are with their work, and often times, it seems like celebrities feed into this nonsense for the publicity.  So, next time you buy a tabloid, think about this: Is knowing every detail about someone else'sdress really important?

      I just saw a strange article. It was about Anna Nicole Smith and James Brown.  As you probably know, they're both dead.  I knew that ANna Nicole Smith hadn't been buried yet (after about 2 weeks), but neither has James Brown (after 2 months!).  The article on Yahoo  stated that Anna Nicole's body was already beginning to decompose because it has been refrigerated, but not embalmed, where as James Brown is holding up pretty well because of immediate embalming.  Here's my question: Have you ever had a friend or relative be buried weeks or months after they've passed away?  How sick is that?  Obviously, there are legal matters holding up the burials, but come on, is this really the way to honor someone you supposedly care about? 

     Believe it or not, the weird just got weirder.  TMZ.com is reporting that Anna Nicole Smith allegedly had a lesbian affair with a woman named Sandi Powledge.  The couple met in 1991, were together for a few years, and broke up before Anna married her 90-something year old millionaire stud, J. Howard Marshall.  Powledge also alleges that Anna Nicole Smith used drugs back then.  This story is shocking, but refreshing.  It seems like she's the only person Anna Nicole Smith had an affair with that isn't claiming to be Dannielynn's father.  Stay tuned.

     I watch American Idol, but I'm not a big fan of the music performed on the show.  In their own way, they all suck, but none quite like Antonella Barba.  Photos that are allegedly of Antonella have surfaced which depict her in various states of undress, sitting on a toilet, and allegedly performing a certain sex act.  If you want to know which sex act, look at the title of this entry and use your imagination.  There is now talk about whether she should be disqualified from the competition.  Personally, I think throwing her out for this is ridiculous.  It seems like pop music likes to take people who they think are attractive, make their  act sexually suggestive, and throw them out there for public consumption.  If they can actually sing a little, then all the better.  They might as well let her stay.  After all, just think about some of the other fine citizens in the pop music world.  She'll fit right in. 

      I have a confession to make: I am the father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter, Dannielynn.  That's right, I might be the father.  Ok, ok, I'm not the father...it's just that I feel so left out.  It seems like every other man in the United States is in the running, except me.  It makes me feel like less of a person, and makes me question myself.  Why didn't I get a turn?   I could understand her picking the 90 year old guy over me because he was worth about a half-billion dollars, but what about Zsa Zsa Gabore's husband?  I was beat out by that guy!  Come on!

     Hi everyone, I just wanted to let you know that after getting a hair cut every 3 weeks, it has been almost 3 months since my last trim.  I figured I would let it grow and let my inner head-banger shine through.  This is probably the first you are hearing about my new hair cut, because some chick named Britney decided to become a Sinead O'Connor impersonator and shave it all off.  I'm sick of nonsense like this becoming national news.  Do you know how I found out about Britney's new hair cut?  It was one of the top headlines on Yahoo!  Right there with stories about american soldiers being killed, and suicide bombers detonating bombs.  Is this really important?  Does it belong there?  With that said, Britney needs to grow some hair so we can stop focusing on her martian-like cranium, and start focusing our attention on the qualities that made her famous...like her body.

     Why am I here?  Good question.  I'm here because I'm sick of the way celebrities are worshipped, and how every minute detail of their life is reported.  Don't get me wrong, I'm not sticking up for them, I'm usually annoyed by them.  I'm fine with discussing an actor's movies, a singer's music, or a model's latest shoot, but it seems like our society is drowning in the minutia of celebrity.  I don't care what kind of dress the starlet of the moment wears to the oscars, who adopted a child from africa, who is dating who, etc.  This blog is basicallya public forum for my occasional rudeness, and my acerbic wit.  By the way, if I mention any celebrity "gossip" or "news" in this blog, don't put any stock in it.  It was probably pulled from TV, the radio, or a tabloid, and may or may not be true.  It's just being mentioned as a way of illustrating excessive celebrity coverage.